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14.11.2012 21:57
Fatzo
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dabei seit: 7.9.2003

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/111412/image.php?pic=8.jpg

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17.3.2013 16:56
Fatzo
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dabei seit: 7.9.2003

Zitat:


Shapeshift into siamese twins, male and female, attached at the genitals and fuck yourself.

Sounds like a plan to me.




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5.12.2013 07:50
FiesuS
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dabei seit: 10.11.2002

vor lange zeit postete homer einen witz in diesem thead de mich sehr amüsiert hat. vor kuzem las ich wie die geschichte weiter ging.

Zitat:
Kommt ein Mädchen ohne Arme in die Eisdiele.
Fragt der Eisverkäufer: "Na meine kleine was möchtest Du denn?"
Darauf Sie: "Egal fällt eh runter."



und wisst ihr, was das mädchen letztes jahr zu weihnachten bekommen hat?

eine rolex.

ne war nur spaß. das päckchen hat sie noch garnicht geöffnet!

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20.3.2014 22:19
Fatzo
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dabei seit: 7.9.2003

I love my wife, she always gives me 100% sound advice.

99% sound, 1% advice.

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31.5.2014 20:04
Fatzo
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Little Johnny is in the car with his mother and shes driving down the highway.

A truck in front of them contains adult sex toys.

All of a sudden a large black dildo falls off the truck and hits the windscreen of the car.

"What was that mommy" says Johnny, "Oh... it was a fly" replies the mother, slightly embarrased, "Jesus!" says Jimmy, "Did you see the size of the dick on him!"

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8.4.2016 15:22
Fatzo
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dabei seit: 7.9.2003

"Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore.

"Mr. Garrett, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do."

The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off your clothes, Mrs. Garrett," the medic said. "Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your clothes back on."

The doctor took the husband aside. "You're in perfect health," he said. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either."

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24.4.2016 19:49
MechanimaL
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dabei seit: 10.11.2002

hrhr

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3.5.2016 19:39
Fatzo
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dabei seit: 7.9.2003

A bus full of politicians crashes in a deserted area, but there was one man that saw the accident.

The farmer who owns the house nearby heard the noises and goes to take a look, calling the police and ambulance on the way.

30 minutes later a policeman knocks on his door and asks "Where are the people involved in crash?"

The farmer says "Don't worry they were all dead so I buried them."

The policeman gets confused and asks if he is 100% sure and farmer replies "Yeah some of them said things like "I'm alive, please stop!" but you know the politicians right? They are all fucking liars.

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